Saturday, March 24, 2007

Computer Possessed?

I don't know what's going on with my stupid computer. Last night it decided it was time to rearrange my favourites in my sidebar. Now they're all nice and tidy and alphabetic, but it really bugs me! I have to visit blogs in a certain specific order twice a day or so, or the universe ends up in chaos. It's the same reason I have to turn the light on and off 43 times when I leave or come home. It's the same reason I have to shout "COFFEE COFFEE BUTTERFLY POO!" and clap seven times whenever I see a blue car. Or a child with a jacket on. Or keys. Now having to search up and down the neatly alphabetically ordered list is really messing my brain up.

Also, as I type this, the font is changing from bold and blocky, to regular, to italic. The cursor keeps roving around my sentences. Words appear and disappear, and things that are underlined are suddenly striked out.

I think the most telling sign that my computer is now possessed by demons is that there are three 6's spread out in the top navigational bar. Does anyone know a good computer exorcist?


John McCrarey said...

Hmmm, on my screen they are not listed alphabetically...Maybe the problem is in your head and not your computer...

So if you start puking split pea soup and elevating off the bed that might be a useful clue.

Or not.

sher said...

Oh no!! This is how it starts. The computers are starting to seize power. If mine starts to do that-it means they are talking to each other, planning their next moves!!!!!!

eva said...

You need a holiday!!
Canada maybe??

Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

I think it's time your computer be re-possessed.

Jeffery Hodges

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