Here Comes a Wizard

I've got to go in early tomorrow to interview some kid. His mother thinks he is a genius with the English language and says he has the mad grammar skillz of a high school student, even though the kid is in grade 5. The mom asked my boss how long I would spend interviewing him, and I hoped she would say ZERO minutes, but instead she offered ten. The mom sniffed with disapproval. Apparently another English school, our competition, interviewed her Little Prince for an hour and a half.

Yahhhhhh, right.