Some BubbleHead I saw on television just now said, "I mean, I was so nervous! I literally had butterflies flying in my stomach!"
Really? That's awesome!
And I wondered how they'd gotten there, those butterflies. Had she eaten caterpillars? Had they made cocoons in her? Had her nervousness caused the butterflies to emerge? Do I have butteflies in me? I don't think so. Where the hell are MY butterflies? BubbleHead's literally hogging all the butterflies.
The myriad of questions I have regarding this girl with butterflies inside her literally makes my head explode. I have to go. I literally have to clean up all the grey matter splattered around my apartment.
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