I just realized I used the term "lo and behold" in each of my last posts. Strange. I don't actually say that often at all.
Last night I had such a hard time falling asleep. I got to talk to a few people back home over the weekend and now I'm kind of worried about them. Once I finally did fall asleep, I had less than five hours to go before my alarm clock went off, and then I proceeded to dream that my boss bought an English teaching robot to replace me. She gave me 3 days notice before I had to get the hell out of my apartment. Apparently the robot was going to live in my pad. I was very angry, but I was lucky, though, because I got a new job right away, detailing the inside of Britney Spears's SUV. She wanted the whole interior covered in red and gold sparkly metallic flames.
Go figure.
Out of the comfort zone
13 hours ago
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I do think it's good luck. As far as lucky dreams go, being replaced by a robot is just under the luckiest of lucky dreams: that a rabbit lives in your hair.
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