Saturday, July 15, 2006

Clarification

In my last post I linked to a site about cats that look like Hitler. (Click on Best Kitlers for the most excellent ones; the first one cracks me up!)

But I want to be clear. I, in no way, endorse cats looking like Hitler. Cats should look like regular kitties - with their whiskers and wee triangle noses and catty eyes. (Or, as Koreans refer to them, "Ooooh! SCARY!") I've had a bunch of cats in my life, living with me and what-not, and I've known plenty more. I'm no expert, but I think I can say with a certain amount of authority, cats aren't TOO bright. Some are brighter than others, but in general they cannot speak any language we can understand, they cannot use a pen (or a fork or *gasp* chopsticks,) and they can't solve even the simplest arithmetic. I'm pretty sure they have, at best, a very loose grasp of history. Perhaps they can remember where they left their favourite toy, but this is actually quite debatable. None of them were alive when Hitler was, and even if their parents told them about Hitler, chances are they forgot five minutes afterwards.

So.
For all you cats reading this, let me just tell you that Hitler was bad. Very bad. He might be the most hated person ever to live, besides Paris Hilton. Listen to me kitties, invading Poland is bad. Mass genocide, very very bad. And that mustache? Just bad grooming sense. I know, I know,...Paris sports one too, but even SHE has the sense to have it waxed.

My feline friends, I know you've forgotten what you just read already, so I'll reiterate. Leave Poland alone. Don't kill anyone. Ixnay on the ustachemay. In general, the look you should be going for is like this:
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7 comments:

sher said...

I think the cats look hilarious--like Charlie Chaplin imitating Hitler. I remember Mel Brooks said the best way to dimish an enemy was through humor--belittling him. That's why he can spoof Hitler in The Producers and have a song like Springtime For Hitler. Loved that site--didn't know it existed.

Oh Kami--I love you!!!!

Shane Marie said...

LOL! Great post, great cat, enjoying your writing style. Keep your head up.

SweetSarahJ said...

Great pic of Kamikaze looking throughly disinterested! I love the jet-black fur. Looks so silky! I did a roundup for this weekend at http://chefsarahjane.blogspot.com/

aria said...

hehe, i want a hug! ps. i love the kitlers too. totally cracks me up :)

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

Kimikaze is really gorgeous on that picture! He is so hugable...

scott said...

Ok, invading Poland is bad, but can we still invade France? Just a little?

maryeats said...

a friend sent me this link http://catsinsinks.com/ pretty good, but hitler cats are better.