In my last post I linked to a site about cats that look like Hitler. (Click on Best Kitlers for the most excellent ones; the first one cracks me up!)
But I want to be clear. I, in no way, endorse cats looking like Hitler. Cats should look like regular kitties - with their whiskers and wee triangle noses and catty eyes. (Or, as Koreans refer to them, "Ooooh! SCARY!") I've had a bunch of cats in my life, living with me and what-not, and I've known plenty more. I'm no expert, but I think I can say with a certain amount of authority, cats aren't TOO bright. Some are brighter than others, but in general they cannot speak any language we can understand, they cannot use a pen (or a fork or *gasp* chopsticks,) and they can't solve even the simplest arithmetic. I'm pretty sure they have, at best, a very loose grasp of history. Perhaps they can remember where they left their favourite toy, but this is actually quite debatable. None of them were alive when Hitler was, and even if their parents told them about Hitler, chances are they forgot five minutes afterwards.
For all you cats reading this, let me just tell you that Hitler was bad. Very bad. He might be the most hated person ever to live, besides Paris Hilton. Listen to me kitties, invading Poland is bad. Mass genocide, very very bad. And that mustache? Just bad grooming sense. I know, I know,...Paris sports one too, but even SHE has the sense to have it waxed.
My feline friends, I know you've forgotten what you just read already, so I'll reiterate. Leave Poland alone. Don't kill anyone. Ixnay on the ustachemay. In general, the look you should be going for is like this:
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