When I want to stop off at the local video store and pay them all my money in late fees, (I like to rent movies and then not watch them for days for some reason) I walk down a side street and pass by a chicken restaurant that's very cat-friendly. It's where I once found a box of laser cats. That was months ago, but there still be laser cats these days!
See? All ready to zap your leg off!
Turns out it was a calico laser cat.
After establishing I had no chicken in my bag, she turned her back on me, waiting for the people who do have the chicken.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Kamikaze's gone all upside-down.
Now off with you!
When I was a kid, friends of ours had a drunk Scottish father, and he used to often say "If ye dunnae wanta play the lawn darts, it's off inta the drink fer ye!" Sometimes he would try to drag us down to the lake and toss one of us off the dock, but his balance wasn't so great and we could wriggle away. I don't know why I just thought of that.
But I say if ye dunnae wanta play the lawn darts, then off ye go to Paulchen's Food Blog to see the other kitty-cats in this weekend's cat blogging thing-a-ma-jig.
Make sure you check out Dragonheart! I brought some of my students into the office to show them his pictures on the computer, and they freaked out! "Teacher! What is it?!??!" I think that cat rocks!
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