Yesterday, with an arm full of laundry, I tripped over Kamikaze. He jumped up and I stumbled, trying not to fall on him as he was all tangled up with my feet. But I did fall (not ON him thankfully, but) on my forehead. I must've whacked my nose pretty good too, as I had quite a nosebleed. I may have broken it.
Within a few minutes I had a pretty good sized knot on my forehead and the start of a black eye. Since then, both my eyes have swollen up and are a deep dark purple colour. It looks AWFUL - like perhaps I was in a car accident. I forgot my camera downtown, but I'll take pictures tomorrow.
Meanwhile C. came over last night. (When he arrived I only had one black eye, but after watching 2 DVDs the left one was well on its way to post-Apollo Creed Rocky-Eye as well.)
"Hey Jenny, you know a panda?"
"You are panda."
"Shut up, man."
"Ha ha ha."
"Yah, you are China Bear."
6 hours ago