Anyhow, I realized that I got carried away and I had put too much makeup on. I didn't want to be looking like a clown after all!
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So I went to take it off and start again. I decided I would use the new makeup remover product I had gotten at "The Face Shop," it is made of herbs and it supposed to be gentle for my sensitive skin.
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Oh, wait a minute?!? Does that say "LIP and EYE REMOVER?" I should have read the bottle better!!!
Oh, CRAP!
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I couldn't very well go to school with no lips and eyes, that would TOTALLY freak the students out. So I repainted on some new lips and eyes with my liquid eyeliner. Just then, though, some man passed by playing a flute and a couple holes opened up in my head and two large long snakes started coming out. They made their way down my arm and leg and then slithered away, following Flute-Man. I tried to call them back to me, but they just turned around momentarily and hissed at me before disappearing around a corner.
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So, even though I felt really lightheaded and, somehow, lonely, I set off for work. No way I was going to let losing my eyes and lips and the contents of my head stop me from teaching! On the way to work I pointed my camera in various directions and snapped away.
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A pretty flower.
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A hard-hat plant. I think this plant is specific to Korea. I can't recall seeing one before.
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Barky Dog wants a treat.
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His girlfriend, Mamasita, is more stand-offish. She'd never admit it, but she wants a treat too!
I always have treats in bag for when I meet up with these two. They know it, and Barky comes running toward me when I approach. He's such a nice dog, but today he rolled over and showed me his gnarly underside. I wonder if he's got a dog-version of "the clap." Something's not right there. I was thankful I had drawn-on eyes so I couldn't actually SEE it though.
Finally, I didn't see a van full of multi-coloured pigs.
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I miss my snakes.
3 comments:
Faceless J,
This is hilarious.
Kevin
Too funny......lipless and eyeless wonder!!!
Actually, I think I saw Paris Hilton with make-up on like that. :):)
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