It's not known if he survived, but it seems doubtful. He was last seen dragging his blood soaked body down an alley, muttering "stupid cats and frigging octopie."
It's also not known why the octopus was with the group of stray cats, why the cats didn't eat the octopus, or why the wild gang of animals attacked in the first place. Speculation is that Kevin smelt of gyros and tacos. And maybe fish. And possibly cheese.
It's a sad day in the blogosphere for sure. Fare thee well K-man.
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You know, I think you may be right!Kamikaze has spent a lot of time, lately, whispering into his cell phone.
Actually, I believe that is just a photo of Kevin preparing his lunch. He likes his food quite fresh. As is to be expected, things do occasionally get out of hand. From what I hear, though, he eventually got the cats under control, into the large bowl of batter, and finally into the deep fryer.
Sometime you be eatin' da poosie... sometime da poosie be eatin' you.
Kevin
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