Tuesday, February 20, 2007

*Sniff*

Sad news out of Seoul today. It seems popular blogger Kevin, of Big Hominid's Hairy Chasms was attacked by a group of cats and a small octopus. A passer-by shot this picture with their camera phone:
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It's not known if he survived, but it seems doubtful. He was last seen dragging his blood soaked body down an alley, muttering "stupid cats and frigging octopie."

It's also not known why the octopus was with the group of stray cats, why the cats didn't eat the octopus, or why the wild gang of animals attacked in the first place. Speculation is that Kevin smelt of gyros and tacos. And maybe fish. And possibly cheese.

It's a sad day in the blogosphere for sure. Fare thee well K-man.

4 comments:

John McCrarey said...

Well it was only a matter of time I suppose. Cats have this network thing going and I have no doubt the Kamikaze is somehow implicated. Yes, I believe this was a murder for hire situation...

Keep your eyes open for the cat police, there could be a knock on the door any minute now...

Jelly said...

You know, I think you may be right!Kamikaze has spent a lot of time, lately, whispering into his cell phone.

Charles said...

Actually, I believe that is just a photo of Kevin preparing his lunch. He likes his food quite fresh. As is to be expected, things do occasionally get out of hand. From what I hear, though, he eventually got the cats under control, into the large bowl of batter, and finally into the deep fryer.

Kevin said...

Sometime you be eatin' da poosie... sometime da poosie be eatin' you.


Kevin