Sad news out of Seoul today. It seems popular blogger Kevin, of Big Hominid's Hairy Chasms was attacked by a group of cats and a small octopus. A passer-by shot this picture with their camera phone:
It's not known if he survived, but it seems doubtful. He was last seen dragging his blood soaked body down an alley, muttering "stupid cats and frigging octopie."
It's also not known why the octopus was with the group of stray cats, why the cats didn't eat the octopus, or why the wild gang of animals attacked in the first place. Speculation is that Kevin smelt of gyros and tacos. And maybe fish. And possibly cheese.
It's a sad day in the blogosphere for sure. Fare thee well K-man.
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